Did ya know that Demi Moore just turned fifty years old? It’s sort of tragic that she can’t seem to make peace with her age. Her life has been all topsy-turvy since she split from her cheating, boy-toy babe of a husband Ashton Kutcher last November. She apparently ingested a combo of “Aderall, Red Bull and nitrous oxide” which led to an epileptic seizure, hospitalization and rehab. Her kids then cut off contact following more erratic behavior. And she’s now dragging out finalizing the divorce due to jealousy over Ashton’s romance with Mila Kunis. (What’s that saying about hell hath no fury?)
Well, in spite of all the plastic surgery that she denies ever having undergone, Demi still resembles “Real Housewife of Beverly Hills” Kyle Richards. Both have long brunette locks, hazel eyes and good bone structure. If Demi could just eat some cooked food and fill out a little more, she would look less mannish and less angular with softer curves like Kyle, which wouldn’t be a bad thing.
Update on Nov. 30, 2012: In case you were losing sleep over the state of Demi Moore’s love life, fear not! She’s reportedly now dating Vito Schnabel, the 26-year-old son of artist Julian Schnabel. (Yes, that would be a 24-year age difference.)